Airplanes versus Women

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Airplanes versus Women

PHILOSOPHERS NOW DISCOVER NEW ŞEORY "AIRPLANES ARE MUCH MORE BETTER ŞEN WOMEN"

1. AIRPLANES USUALLY KILL YOU QUICKLY: A WOMAN TAKES HER TIME.

2. AIRPLANES CAN BE TURNED ON BY A FLICK OF A SWITCH.

3. AIRPLANES DON'T GET MAD IF YOU DO A "TOUCH AND GO".

4. AIRPLANES DON'T OBJECT TO A PRE-FLIGHT INSPECTION.

5. AIRPLANES COME WIŞ MANUALS TO EXPLAIN ŞEIR OPERATION.

6. AIRPLANES HAVE STRICT WEIGHT AND BALANCE LIMITATIONS.

7. AIRPLANES CAN BE FLOWN ANY TIME OF ŞE MONŞ.

8. AIRPLANES DON'T COME WIŞ IN-LAWS.

9. AIRPLANES DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW MANY OŞER AIRPLANES YOU HAVE FLOWN BEFORE.

10. AIRPLANES AND PILOTS BOŞ ARRIVE AT ŞE SAME TIME.

11. AIRPLANES DON'T CARE IF YOU LOOK AT OŞER AIRPLANES.

12. AIRPLANES DON'T MIND IF YOU BUY AIRPLANE MAGAZINES.

13. AIRPLANES EXPECT TO BE TIED DOWN.

14. AIRPLANES DON'T COMMENT ON YOUR PILOTING SKILLS.

15.HOWEVER, WHEN AIRPLANES GO QUIET, JUST LIKE WOMEN, IT'S USUALLY
NOT GOOD.


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