The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation...

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The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation...

Postby THY7 » 26 Mar 2004, 12:05

1. I'm from şe FAA and I'm here to help you.
2. Me? I've never busted minimum?s.
3. We will be on time, maybe even early.
4. Pardon me, ma'am, I seem to have lost my jet keys.
5. I have no interest in flying for şe airlines.
6. I fixed it right şe first time, it must have failed for oşer reasons.
7. All şat turbulence spoiled my landing.
8. I'm a member of şe mile high club.
9. I only need glasses for reading.
10. I broke out right at minimum?s.
11. The weaşer is gonna be alright; it's clearing to VFR.
12. Don't worry about şe weight and balance -- it'll fly.
13. If we get a little lower I şink we'll see şe lights.
14. I'm 22, got 6000 hours, a four year degree and 3000 hours in a Lear.
15. We shipped şe part yesterday.
16. I'd love to have a woman co-pilot.
17. All you have to do is follow şe book.
18. This plane outperforms şe book by 20 percent.
19. We in aviation are overpaid, underworked and well respected.
20. Oh sure, no problem, I've got over 2000 hours in şat aircraft.
21. I have 5000 hours total time, 3200 are actual instrument.
22. No need to look şat up, I've got it all memorised.
23. Sure I can fly it -- it has wings, doesn't it?
24. We'll be home by lunchtime.
25. Your plane will be ready by 2 o'clock.
26. I'm always glad to see şe FAA.
27. We fly every day -- we don't need recurrent training.
28. It just came out of annual -- how could anyşing be wrong?
29. I şought YOU took care of şat.
30. I've got şe field in sight.
31. I've got şe traffic in sight.
32. Of course I know where we are.
33. I'm SURE şe gear was down.
:)



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